All the Boots I’ll Buy if I Hit the Mega Millions Jackpot

I will always try to put affordable items on this site because, last time I checked, most of us aren’t independently wealthy. BUT JUST IN CASE THAT HAPPENS TO CHANGE TONIGHT, I will be hitting “add to cart” on these babies faster than you can scream “Benjamin Franklin!”

Chloe Rylee Leather Ankle Boots

$1,490

These were recommended to me on a site over the weekend, and I was envisioning how cute all my fall outfits would look before seeing the price. So if I hit it big, the first thing I’m doing is taking a vacation. To wherever I can get these shoes.

Gucci Leather Embroidered Ankle Boot

$1,290

The gold! The chunky heel! The red laces! THE PEARLS! Be still my heart. I’d look so cute.

Christian Louboutin Frenchie Over the Knee Boots

$1,595

Would I roll my ankle the first time I wore them? Probably. But would I have enough money to pay someone to carry me around everywhere in my cute new shoes? YEP.

Chanel Laminated Suede Goatskin

$2,450

Because I’m obsessed with gold. And tall boots. And I’m a millionaire now so I don’t have to explain myself.

Christian Louboutin So Kate Stripey Glitter Suede Red Sole Booties

$1,295

I thought it’d be good to have at least one practical pair on the list 😂😂😂😂😂

Gucci GG Canvas Over the Knee Boot

$1,790

If they also function as pants, it kind of makes sense that they’re so expensive, right? Look at me! I’m already getting the hang of this rich person thing!

Also, should you win the Mega Millions instead, my birthday is 2 months away so consider this my wish list. I’d do it for you! Good luck! ;)